The Christmas Awards Column

(Thursday, December 25, 2008)

Its Christmas today!! Er, there's nothing too exciting about today though... Its gloomy, its rainy and its bloody boring in a way. Still, that didn't stop me for paying tribute to the people who have enriched my life and also do a two-finger salute to those who tried to destroy my life.

This is the Christmas Awards Column...

Let's kick off with the Arse of The Year. This an award to the person who did the most to upset everyone. The nominees are:
- Ojas, for being rather "gayish" sometimes
- Ojas, for always kicking the chapteh (don't know how to spell) to places out of reach.
- And finally, Ojas, for harrassing me sometimes...
And, the winner is... not Ojas... it is the bloody idiot for pissing everyone off at the staircase!

Right, now, time for the award for the Funniest Person I've Ever Met. The nominations are:
- Aloysius for joking about almost everything
- Nicholas Lincoln for his pranks
- Wesley Lincoln for his one-liner when he describes the bloody idiot: "What brain has he got"

The winner: Aloysius.

Next, its the Ambitious but Rubbish award. This is to award the person who may well be ambitious but ends up being a clot. The nominations:
- The Bloody Idiot for trying to get some girl for 3 years but ended up feeling sorry for himself.
- The Bloody Idiot for trying to appease me but he ended making me more appalled.
- The Bloody Idiot for trying his hands on paper graffiti and it turned out to be a 3-year-old kid's work.
The winner: turns out to be none of those, it is Wilson Woon for trying to be gutsy and ended up being more gutless.

Now, for the Nocturnal Award, this is for the person who will come alive at night, like some cats or owl.

So, the nominations... actually there's only one, its Leong Jun Wei...

Alright, with that set, its the right moment for the Nicest Person Award, this very person need not some out tops in my 10 Nicest Person mega-column. So, the nominations are:
- Joshua Wong for being a trustworthy, forgiving and a nice guy to speak to,
- Adi Kusuma for his fantastic stories and tolerance towards my crap sometimes.

Still, the winner; just missed the top 3 in my mega column, but in a certain crisis I faced, he is the companion and support I have. He is undoubtedly the nicest person I've ever met for almost 3 years, he is Nicholas Lincoln..

Last but not least, the Most Inspiring Person Award. the nominees are:
- Joanne Heng for inspiring me to design a piggy-eyed Mini that's totally irrelevant.
- Faris for inspiring me to realise how bullets should injure a man...
- The Bloody Idiot, for the second time of the day; for inspiring me to make a war film where every single enemy looking like him get slaughted...
However, the winner, is the very person who inspired me to churn out designs like these in conjunction with the Jaguar E-type and XK:
Winner is Koh Kai En




Right, I shall end it here now... Wish everyone a Happy Yule... and Boxing Day for that matter

Wrote by Agent 007 (maybe we should call it a Cockster) at 12:51 PM

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